no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
I just found pie in my hoodie pocket... This break needs to end.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
She's just so happy...and so naked.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
How do you make a Facebook status saying how much you fucking hate yourself without being aggressive enough for people to worry about your safety
Cuz that's where I'm at
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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