what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
She just had to change the song on the radio cause I was tap dancing on her windshield
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
you're the one asking for my vibrator at 4 in the morning so reconsider your life
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I jumped out of a moving car going sixty into my driveway because I had to shit so bad. It is not a good day today.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
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