she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
It's one thing to send dick shots. It's a whole other thing to send unimpressive dick shots while wearing crocs.
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apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
Euphemism? No, "pantsless vodka yoga" is a legitimate pastime of mine
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
He said you asked to eat pepperoni off his dick and he thought it was weird
I mean I thought it sounded fun
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I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
It was extremely weird and uncomfortable mid blow job she looks up and says " tell me Simon Cowell makes your dick hard"
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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