Crying babies in a bar. Really?
And she just changed the baby's diaper on the table. It's killing the beer garden.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
just woke up in the beanbag bin at walmart
James and whatshisface bought me drunks. I am drinks.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
who am I kidding I don't have any dignity. Plus we're not doing a porno, we're just doing random things naked
watched two friends get underages. one had a shirt on that said lets get wasted while the other said to the cop "i understand your just trying to do your job but that was dirty bro".
Given he decided my interview was a date, showed up drunk and insisted on carrying me everywhere, we weren't off to a good start.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
sorry for the random call. He stopped mid-sex because he wanted confirmation that I was really a reverend.
My Easter Basket from my parents consisted of one chocolate bunny and a massive amount of condoms and a single note saying "the pope approves of the use of condoms" love mom and dad
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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