69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
Once two people had broken bones it had become a bulk hospital trip so we took the party bus
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
Finally liberated my Star Trek DVD from my booty call's house. Captain Kirk would be so proud.
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
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