Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
eating pizza to get the taste of dick out my mouth wby
Randomize