Worst part of St. Paddy's...me drunkenly crying to a U2 cover band.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I found an HIV test/information brochure on the kitchen table and what i can only assume to be an "I'm sorry you might have AIDS" gift bag, complete with a candle and popcorn, and I haven't seen you in 36 hours. You good?
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Justin Timberlake, while dressed as Britney Spears. Fuck Jessica Biel, all my 90's dreams are coming true.
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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