Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
Good thing you left when you did - ended up getting banned from jimmy johns.
Having sex with her was like reading the Wall Street Journal.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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