i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i was so high last night while i was driving i felt like i was riding a bike with no pedals
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
Ok, was I really fucked up or was there a chick from Norway in the ice cream shop teaching us Norwegian last night?
after the shots you kept on yelling "this is for the dreamers"
Also, lets remember that we have known each other for nearly a decade and our two most recent photos to one another are boxes of plan b
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
That moment when you’re at the doctor to give a sperm sample you’re only getting 3G so the porn is buffering
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