Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
nothing like walking down the street with a garbage bag of puke trying to find a dumpster
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
I want him to come over and snuggle with me but put a bag over his head. Is that rude?
It's not rude if you use a pillowcase that's softer.
You were so excited to be getting 4 tickets to the Whale Rodeo.... That high
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
And for some reason I just want to have sex with EVERYTHING
I'm not gonna lie. The thing I miss the most about him right now is the air conditioned hotel rooms.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
Why would I want a relationship when I’m the side dick for my boss and a few women from the gym
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