She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
85% positive I just found a hair of a certain variety wayyy in the back of my mouth between two teeth while flossing.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
The ice cream man just told me to use protection.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
I don't understand why she gets annoyed by my drunk texts. It means she's who I'm thinking about even when my brain isn't functioning properly.
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I think I just got drunk texted by my psychiatrist
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
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