Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
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I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
i fucked her mom dude
there's something to tell the kids
i came on her dog
We make out exclusively when we're drunk. That's like a relationship for me, right?
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
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I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
I found you laying in a field of grass near the trail I jog on in the morning like a drunken Bambi.
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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