White coat. Heels.
I'm having post traumatic stress flashbacks of last night. That big. Don't know whether to call him again or change my name...
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
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We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
I'd bet your vomit would be flammable at this point. Can I try to light it?
We wouldn't be friends if you didn't.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
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Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
He offered me free drinks all night if I could beat him in a drinking race. I blacked out after that but just found his credit card in my bra so there's that.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
I sent him nudes while he is at work because I am an evil human being.
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