So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
She told me she was a cowboys fan... I told her it was a waste of a perfect set of tits
hows that letter of apology to the waitress at waffle house coming?
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
You were dancing around the clubbing yelling "best wingman ever" and raising your cast in the air
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Well... Chad blew off half of his hand last night. We were able to find most of it.
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