the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
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You can't use the, "think about your future" line when trying to convince me to save some weed for tomorrow.
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
how exactly do you say, "i only agreed to meet you for breakfast because i thought we could go to your place and fuck afterwards."
Yeah I fingered her in the crowd and the dj saw it and gave me props over the speakers. I got so many high fives.
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Be proud. All I did last night was roll around in my nun costume selling drugs. I love Halloween.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
He wants me to tell you "my boner misses you"
I say camping because "let's go get hammered in the woods" sounds kinda fucking weird to be honest.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
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