considering you've had every STD known to man, you think if i sent you a picture of my dick (no homo) you could tell me whats growing on it?
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
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The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
"Whiskey Cheerios" was a terribly great idea.
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
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Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
What is it with the dog running away when we have epic hangovers
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
Can we be gay Bert and Ernie for Halloween?
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