I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
Joey just asked me if I ever got anything stuck in my vag.
was it embarrassing when you had to say yes?
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
figured you should hear this from me. Your refrigerator door is way broken. I opened it last night when i was drunk and tried to climb the shelves. i got to the one with the mustard.
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
NOBODY TALKS SHIT ABOUT PANDA EXPRESS
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