ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Only in Alabama do they play hymns in a bar!!!
Watching marley and me... this girls got me whipped man
My ATM looks so different sober.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
you tried to make the parrot smoke your joint
I honestly have no desire to wear clothes around you
I have that affect on people
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