I didn't join FB to see my only child straddle that boy in all her pictures.
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
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I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
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We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
Ramen still too hot to eat. Eating it anyway. Stoner girls feel no pain
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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