haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
She just rubbed her face all over pool chalk. I feel like it's time to go
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Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
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At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
You spent the entire night trying to get me to make out with you
yeah I remember. your boyfriend shouldnt have cheered me on though.
He said he was Greek American and that is why my legs slammed shut. During the World Cup there are only Americans.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
I'm really busy with my period
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