Sometimes i wish my penis was detachable that way i could take it off sometimes so i wouldnt get into these situations
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
I'm still me, I just happen to have things in my porn library that you may not have expected
Only you would come out as bi like that
My book, "How to Live With a Huge Penis" was delivered today. Can't wait to read it in public.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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