somehow, due in part to drug cocktail and alchl prior to meeting, i blacked out, got home, made total mess of kitchen, broke shower, and made 17 hard boiled eggs
I didn't shave. On purpose
I'm totally counting that party when he kept putting his hands down my pants as a date.
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
just credit carded her and her mom at the same time... that drunk. get on my level
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
third nipple confirmed
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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