Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I have two stamps on my hand....ones from the bar and one is from an aquarium...care to explain?
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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