i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
there hasn't been a girl guy ratio this good since a guy jumped on one of the Titanic life rafts
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
I am watching the symphony and have decided that violin players probably give really good hand jobs.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
The only way i can get arrested is public drunkenness or defacing a national monument. Trust me, i have already looked it up.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
I am as serious as getting herpes in Mexico...
What do herpes have to do with anything?
Those two lesbians inspired me. A whole new way to roll. Fuck shots. Gallons of vodka is the new tequila.
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
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