you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
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I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
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The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
Do you congratulate someone for having bigger tits, or is that a no no?
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
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