Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
pretty sure if my vagina had a mouth, it would have been smiling afterwards.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
I just realized in a weird reversed way I hustled a stripper last night
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
Thanks for that golden cinnamony goodness that flowed from your fake tits last night haha
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
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