ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
It's not even noon and I've had 3 people call me a savage, one of them said it in reference to the blow job I gave them. So I guess you could say it's going to be a good weekend
Dude she is fucking shit up. Her baby would be proud
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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