Sorry, I don't speak sober.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
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who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Definitely need to find a less healthy bootycalls. All this bitch got in her fridge is feta, English muffins and wheat grass. What the fuck can I make with that???
Found 2 Coors, problem solved.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
ok, i suppose pissing your pants could be considered a wardrobe malfunction.
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
i peed in the parking lot at work not even thinking, a woman saw
Is it just me or is it like a girl gets married and all of a sudden she’s a “blogger”?
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
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