1. Mark my dj buddy and I spent $1000 on bottles last night
2. We were casually offered narcotics while walking down the street
3. I will still be awake when you start school tmw, cause there's no last call
So if any tells you miami is the same as the rest of america, there are just lying to you
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
he just tried to lick my eyebrow. thats the deal breaker.
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The only person who has seen my penis more than that girl, is that girl's sister.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
Due to your tardiness, I'm saving you my tab
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she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
i feel like doing his laundry was not included in the job description when we became fuck buddies.
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