I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
remind me to tell you about the ham sandwich empire im building
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
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the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
shut up. I wear heels bigger than your dick
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
He said I was trying to make the bouncer dance with me AS he was throwing me out
Second wind. Either that or my heart is about to explode. I'm hoping the first one.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
My breasts were aching with rage.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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