so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
she was like a sexier Rosie O'Donnel
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
I'll put it this way. My grandkids felt that fuck.
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
He did a line of coke off my stomach then flipped me over and smacked my ass. Then, while he was talking dirty to me, he told me he wanted to hire someone to clean my room. And that's when he lost his boner. Life is so hard.
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
Once again, your first date sounds like something of an epic. Odysseus' Quest for Fourth Base.
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
I'm currently using a band-aid to cover my bar stamp from last night while I ask my professor for an extension. That's a sign of getting more responsible, right?
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