Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Like not in a "I wanna have sex with you way" more like a "I wanna cuddle your mustache way"
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
The sad part is I didn't even want to get laid. I just wanted the emotional connection, but my vagina was screaming "TOUCH ME. TOUCH ME RIGHT NOW BECAUSE MY DADDY ISSUES ARE MUCH DEEPER THAN MY EMOTIONAL NEEDS!" Vodka has a way of getting me out of my emotions and gets me fucked every time.
Totally on the hot mess express last night. Mom said I was passed out on her kitchen floor. Told her I was drinking genuine tea.
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
I'm glad you still love me even when I change pants in the kitchen and demand you spoon me
Kids music just accidentally came on at this party. I didn't know how many stoners were here until they all sang along.
Randomize
