It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Today has been hell. Also I saw a dead man's penis. It's safe to say I will be getting very drunk tonight.
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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