Gonna be late. Someone jumped in front of our train.
my mom is pro-life. I dare you to fuck me.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
he kept telling me that god made these magical balloons called condoms
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
I was fingering her, she was moaning, and we were singing Mulan
Judging by the crutches in the living room I take it you two are fine and we aren't going out tonight?
She ditched her BF in the library to come see me wasted at a house party and i still ended up banging that rugby chick instead.
last night a police horse bit me when i was wasted. even the animal kingdom knows i'm no good
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
Hypothetically speaking, at what point does fire become too much fire?
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I wanted to say, you're welcome for your orgasms, thanks for not returning the favor, Needledick
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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