So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
found the other keg... it's in the tree
Must be January. Theres a fat chick on an elliptical wearing khaki capris. Someone doesnt own any workout clothes
Even though he is humpbacked he is really good in bed.
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I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
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It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
So I told him it takes a lot to get me drunk & he said he was the heavyweight champion in college. We high-fived. Obviously I'm the favorite child.
Went out with the family last night and some 40 yr old lady wanted to take me home. My mom was not happy with me
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
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