party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
I literally ate my thanksgiving dinner while getting a lapdance. And honestly, after that, there is no other way.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Lets watch game of thrones and have sex every time someone is naked. It'll be like a drinking game but better.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
Ooooh no. Jesus take the wheel, or Moses. SOMEBODY TAKE THE WHEEL
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