Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
Omg. Some dude is jacking off in Kelly's bathroom.
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
Please tell me I didn't send you a dick pic in the middle of Peter Pan..
Ya i'm marrying the man who can hear/smell this level of flatulence and stick around
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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