I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
apparently i walked up to the counter, put $30 worth of snacks next to this girl, and went 'uhh i have no money'
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
Exactly how deep of a burn should you have when you pee before becoming legitimately concerned?
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Though the booty shorts might give me an extra discount. Or arrested. We'll see.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
She was crying and pulled the collar of her shirt up to blot the tears. And then she just kept her head there. And stopped crying. "My boobs are just too amazing for me to cry." her words not mine please help she's still in that position
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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