im drinking this country out of the recession.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
This morning is cloudy with a high chance of vomiting all over the dentist. Stay tuned for further updates.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
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Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Something like that. Healthy diet of beer, ranch sunflower seeds and sex keeps me young.
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
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I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Don't send me nudes asking me to come fuck you on lunch break then send me a video of kids you're babysitting.
This whole having a new phone thing is like starting all over in life with a clean slate! (My old text convos are gone)
New phone new life!
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
I want to buy weed from this guy on Tinder but I'm not sure I should trust him...but it's free delivery
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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