white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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I woke up laying in alphagetti with the message "I'd go get checked asap" written out in the letters.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
But i don't feel like talking to him right now. I woke up an hour ago to a picture of his penis and I AM NOT A MORNING PERSON.
You rode him down the last flight of stairs like a human sled.
On that note I give you a 10 for sticking the landing and staying on the whole ride.
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
It's like being the highest you've ever been, then doing about 20 shots, and chasing them with lines of coke. All while laying on the surface of the sun.
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
If your boss lets you sleep on his couch, you don't pay him back by boning his daughter.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
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