i am about to cut my stepbrother's hair into a mohawk with the same clippers i use to trim my pubes. god is so on my side today.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
it was the drunk execution of a sober decision, and its much more tasteful than the first mullet
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Like, I just want a guy who will drop what he's doing to come touch my vagina whenever I want and to leave me the hell alone whenever I want. Is that SO MUCH TO ASK??
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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