He lets me throw up in him even if i do it mistakeily- erica talking about the toilet
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
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the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
So after he broke the crutches and got us kicked out of McDonalds, we stole a bike and when we got back to the hotel, he jumped out the window into the bushes.
Yeah when he is drunk, he seems to think he is Captain Americas Canadian counterpart, Captain Canuck
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
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I am not getting you a goat.
Fair enough. I am not going out with you. The goat was not negotiable.
Say whatever you bloody well like; you don't know the true meaning of life until you have smoked to a Sade cd.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
YOU FUCKED THE DARE INSTRUCTOR DIDN'T YOU?
Turns out tits aren't quite as effective an enticement when they know for a fact that they can't touch.
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