You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
It's not really the holidays until I raid the medicine cabinet. Happy hydrocodone to me
And a merry methadone to all
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Mashed potatoes are always the fuckin answer ok.
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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