btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
Not sure what happened last night, but there are four mini bikes outside and some guy is wearing my shirt passed out in the breakfast nook. Won't be telling the grand kids about this one.
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
im drinking italian dressing and watching dexter. its 230am. lets never drink on sundays again.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
he rolled over in the morning and told me happy valentines day. i don't even know his first name.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
Also, my guy said they would be around. And i clarified that when I asked him for mushrooms he didn't hear "a mushroom or two" but rather understood I meant "all the mushrooms you can find between now and 4th of July."
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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