help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
she used her cellphone as a light to find my clit under the sheets. worst.lesbian.ever.
i just deleted quailman, hot hawaiian dude, appalachian swimmer, and connecticut from my phone
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
I just saw her punch a kid in the face.. i always knew she was the girl for me.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
You don't understand, we were on a waffle house. Both of us were absolutely certain we passed out at his place then BAM! Waffle house.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Pretty sure i brought my phone charger to a booty call
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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