Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Ur dog is a babe magnet. Reminds me of me
she was so "full of love" from watching twilight that she came over and gave me a handjob. when does the next movie come out?
This was all being yelled across a beer pong table as all important things should be discussed
If you can't accept "I'm sorry I was mean to you" bjs from 19 year old girls, then who can you
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
If you were wondering whether I accidentally FaceTime called the undergrad who works for me in lab during a particularly graphic blow job last night, then the answer is yes.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
You thanked your mom for the gymnastic lessons so you could do a keg stand
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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