his penis was crooked so i rode him at an angle. he seemed used to this.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
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Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
Do Not. I repeat. DO NOT DRINK WHISKEY TO COPE. You will end up in jail. LEARN FROM THE PRO
It was about the point the universe collapsed in on itself and I was a singularity of insanity that I realized I was tripping balls.
That man gives me hope. I can't help it. And by "hope" I mean "wood."
That sad moment when you flush your Molly down the toilet at the airport & watch your vacation slowly end..
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The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
He finger blasted me like an angel dude
I can't masturbate without laughing really hard at some point and it's entirely your fault.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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