Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
I'd like to apologize to your liver. It sees how much beer i drink and gets jealous of how awesome my liver is.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
How do you get a 7 on a pregnancy test?
But it's a terrible idea. One erection and it's gonna go wrong
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
had a dream you helped me fill my shoes with yogurt. we were even like "why didn't we think of this before?!" like it was just so obvious
that sounds like something we'd do... we're onto something here
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
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