he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
had no condoms so I just made do with an empty doritos bag.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
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Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Haha o man how much you've grown. From beer bonging wine and wearing cargo shorts to well, beer bonging beer and wearing cargo shorts
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
We didn't talk. I watched you drop an egg on the floor. And watched you praise your haunted broom.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
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Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
Good god, my descendants are going to be fucked.
All of my friends are talking about changing their lives because they have an alcohol addiction and I'm over here reminding my boss that it's national beer day.