Where did you get a picture of my penis
there's paper in my vomit.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
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so whats your words to drink to for the state of the union? mine are 'change' 'fight' and 'you know'.
mine is 'the'.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Good, she had spurs on her boots. That is a sign for instant herp attack.
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I shouldn't have to thank you for taking off your captain hat off before we had sex
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
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