: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
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I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I'm still in my ugly sweater and underwear drinking coffee next to a plate of assorted treats we stole from the party. I got a new sweater by the way, its shoulderpad-y and looks like a news anchor got thrown up on by Liberace. I'm pretty proud.
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Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
So red wine goes with eggs, right? Because that's all I have in the house to cook and the drinking options are either wine or scotch
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
Oh and he asked if I would occasionally still blow him if we had children. It was so romantic.
Boys winking, cowboys tipping their hats, old people looking disappointed.... ah, I had forgotten the unholy powers of exposed cleavage!
You are my hero.
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