I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
The woman exiting the men's room tried convincing me she was actually a good-looking man.
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
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He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
He was the one that got away. From my vagina.
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Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
There's just something so liberating about drinking a beer with no pants on
You know it's bad when I'm eating a cold chicken breast alone in bed 😕
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I'm actually really happy I can say that my first body shot was out of a gay strippers massively ripped chest
He kept saying "Ayyyyyyy" during foreplay... during sex.... during everything! It felt like I was having sex with friggin Fonzie from Happy Days!
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