that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
Eventually the creepy theater major quirks will come out. Probably in bed. Like role playing as the Phantom of the Opera
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I just set an alarm for 5 am tomorrow morning titled "Wake and Bake Its Christmas motherfucker"
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
My boyfriend and my fuck buddy are going to the strip club together... Should I be concerned?
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Man it shouldn't be possible to get mad while you're stoned. I feel like ive broken one of the laws of physics
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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